Alcohol Treatment Center a lifestyle maintenance call

Suki — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:58:43 +0000

Okay, let’s face it. Having to go to an alcohol treatment center does not in any way make you a bad person. It just means that you need to a little lifestyle maintenance. It’s kind of like being born as a person who grows a unibrow. It doesn’t mean that you’re ugly, you just have to a little landscaping so that you aren’t. Alright, maybe that’s a bad example, but hopefully you’re picking up what I’m putting down. As far as I’m concerned any person with the stones to check themselves in to an alcohol treatment center is definitely living on the rad side of life. I mean, it doesn’t take much to figure out that needing to go to alcohol rehab doesn’t necessarily make you the most eligible bachelor on ‘The Dating Game’, but when it comes to real people who respect real bravery, you’re a pretty kickass mofo. How do know this to be true? Well, because a few years back(two years and seventy-two days to be exact) I had to scoot my backside into alcohol treatment.

Alcohol treatment didn’t really seem like the coolest place in the world to take a vacation, but it was probably the best vacation I could have gone on. Sure it was embarrassing, but being drunken village idiot sucked a lot more. So what, I couldn’t handle my liquor. In the grand scheme of things it’s not as big a deal as some folks want to make it seem. And who cares what those morons think anyway? My life is a gazillion times better than it ever was now and I owe all that to alcohol treatment. Well, I owe it all to alcohol treatment and my super good looks.

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Alcohol Treatment Center a lifestyle maintenance call